Shall we play chess?
Sure, why not?

E4
E5

F4
I take your pawn on F4.

Bishop on C4.
Queen on H4 check!

King on F1.
B5

Bishop on B5 I take your pawn.
Knight on F6.

Knight on F3.
Queen on H6.

D3
Knight on H5.

Knight on H4.
Queen on G5.

Knight on F5.
C6

G4
Knight on F6.

Rook on G1.
I take your bishop on B5! Ha! Ha!

H4
Queen on G6.

H5
Queen on G5.

Queen on F3.
Knight on G8.

Bishop on F4 takes your pawn.
Queen on F6.

Knight on C3.
Bishop on C5.

Knight on D5.
Queen on B2 takes your pawn.

Bishop on D6.
Bishop on G1 I take your rook! Ha!

E5
Queen on A1 takes your Rook and check! Ha! Ha!

King on E2.
Knight on A6.

Knight on G7, take your pawn and check!
King on D8.

Queen on F6 check!
Knight on F6, your Queen is dead, ha ha!

Bishop on E7 and...

...CHECK-MATE!

Yes, we played The Immortal Game.