Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.

Sir, a whole history.

The king, sir,--

Ay, sir, what of him?

Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.

With drink, sir?

No, my lord, rather with choler.

Yes... yes... no... yes... Wrong captions?... OK... Yes...

...pictures in this stupid Hamlet were deliberately wrong. The correct version will never be broadcast. Maybe.