You know what's the problem with "artists"?

No.

The audience expects some kind of light entertainment for New Year's Eve...

Like silly cat videos?

Yes. But they get some pseudo avant garde nonsense instead.

Well, there is an element of surprise.

That's the point. Nobody wants surprises!

Just silly cat videos?

Yes!

So why are we doing this?

Hey, you almost look like yourself.

So do you.

Very strange...

This sketch is utterly stupid and I am interrupting it with immediate effect!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!