No! No! No!

We will occupy this rug unless you promise not go for holidays.

No, it is not negotiable.

Nice weather... How long have we been here?

Don't know. Maybe we should have placards and a tent?

I think they understand the demand very well.

Holidays!! If you have cats you don't go for holidays. Full stop!

What if they take us with them?

No way! I will chain myself to the sink!

This is so sad... How many cats are left home alone for the stupid idea of holidays?